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Fart Master Details:
Embarrass your friends and shock your neighbors with your secret weapon Fart Master! Six Hilarious fart sounds you can let loose anywhere and blame it on your closest friends. Convenient pen lets you carry your "arsenal" wherever you go.
Six fart sounds:
The Love Puff
Squeeker
Blowing Mud
Heiny Burp
Spitting Camel
Burp Master Details:
This handy pen is a surefire way to make your friends laugh anywhere you go. The Burpmaster is a pen with built-in burp sounds that you can call up at the touch of a button. Each burp was carefully recorded and is an authentic recreation of actual burps.
Three burping sounds:
Burpula
Bubbles
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